i don’t skinny-dip, i chunky-dunk
why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
pizzaforpresident: How to correctly pronounce...
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
olympicslut: ryan lochte more like ryan loch me in a room and fuck me
laughingnancy: colfersaurusrex: I’m going to...
inhipstertime asked: oh hey... so i was just wondering why youre so beautiful??
my friend Claire is new and has a fashion blog :) →